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pissvortex:

someone put this on a tshirt and sell it to me

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lightshadowverisimilitude:
“ copperbadge:
“ acebycircle:
“ He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space
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If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we...

trisha1024:

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Merry Gregmus

The Commission Post

dragons-comma-bondage:

Hi! It’s me, your local slut, here to let you use me for money! Specifically my ability to write, because the more fun thing is illegal in most states, logistically untenable, and not very safe for me at all. But the writing is still a lot of fun, and you get to keep it around and read it whenever you want, so if you’re interested just send me a DM and we’ll see what I can do for you!

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baelor:

were you an atlantis the lost empire, the road to el dorado, sinbad legend of the seven seas, or treasure planet kid

missdkscully:

The “Oh, maybe I do like girls” starter pack

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casanovakevin:
“pharmacy :—)
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pruane2:
“ chlo-egg:
“ ultrakillblast:
“THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)
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gandalf got jukes
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